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Fucking tailgating.

Grey blazer, blue jeans, and black fucking loafers…

Grey blazer, blue jeans, and black fucking loafers…

Goddamn fucking contact lenses are bugging me.

Fat people at fucking sci-fi conventions dressed up like fucking characters from a fucking TV show or a movie.  Jesus Christ.

The fucking weather is so fucking nice today.

Holy fuck how much food did I eat?!

I can’t believe how many of my fucking mayorships she’s stolen. Fucking foursquare, I hate you.

To the guy on the train: uncross your fucking legs so the seat next to you can be used. Don’t be such an asshole.

Fucking fish again.

Dear people on the stairs at the station: there are arrows on different sides of the stairwell pointing up and pointing down so people can go up and down the stairs at THE SAME FUCKING TIME.