Grey blazer, blue jeans, and black fucking loafers…
Goddamn fucking contact lenses are bugging me.
Fat people at fucking sci-fi conventions dressed up like fucking characters from a fucking TV show or a movie. Jesus Christ.
The fucking weather is so fucking nice today.
Holy fuck how much food did I eat?!
I can’t believe how many of my fucking mayorships she’s stolen. Fucking foursquare, I hate you.
To the guy on the train: uncross your fucking legs so the seat next to you can be used. Don’t be such an asshole.
Dear people on the stairs at the station: there are arrows on different sides of the stairwell pointing up and pointing down so people can go up and down the stairs at THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
