December 2011
1 post
Fucking tailgating.
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
Goddamn fucking contact lenses are bugging me.
September 2010
14 posts
Fat people at fucking sci-fi conventions dressed up like fucking characters from a fucking TV show or a movie. Jesus Christ.
The fucking weather is so fucking nice today.
Holy fuck how much food did I eat?!
I can’t believe how many of my fucking mayorships she’s stolen. Fucking foursquare, I hate you.
To the guy on the train: uncross your fucking legs so the seat next to you can be used. Don’t be such an asshole.
Fucking fish again.
Dear people on the stairs at the station: there are arrows on different sides of the stairwell pointing up and pointing down so people can go up and down the stairs at THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
There’s no fucking coffee, so I’m going to have some fucking tea.
How many fucking times did I tell her, “Don’t fill the schedule in all the way to the end, or we’ll go over the time limit.”. What does she fucking go and fucking do?
Shut your fucking hole, mouth-breather. Your breath smells like rancid shit smeared all over the inside of a garbage can.
Fucking fish again for lunch. Jesus. When does it ever end? Fucking fish.
I’m so fucking sleepy. Why didn’t I fucking go to bed earlier?
Can’t we get just a little bit of a fucking breeze blowing through here?
It’s so fucking hot.